These will take you back to your glory days, when you were Bowling Champion.
...okay, you weren't the champion, but you were good.
...OKAY FINE you bowled 50 and that was with the bumpers up.
These socks are still awesome.
Doesn't just looking at these make you want to climb to the top of a mountain and breathe in that fresh air?
Not me personally, because of my fear of heights and general laziness, but maybe for other people, that sounds like a cool thing to do.